Category Archives: Comedy
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George Carlin Autotune Remix
Thomas W the walmart computer technician .
How do I get rid of this annoying pop-up?
Every time I start up my (PC) computer, this “RebateInformer” window opens. It looks like this:http://www.flickr.com/photos/39887657@N02/3875388264/. I’ve already uninstalled the program using the “Add or Remove Programs” utility in the control panel. When I did that it told me not all of the program’s features were deleted and that they could be removed manually. How do I get rid of this thing?
Domestic…
start button>>programs>>startup
remove stuff related to it if it exists there!!!
run “msconfig” (without quotes)
goto startup tab, uncheck boxes related to the app!
Wow. Try reading your download/install before clicking the yes button. What good is a alarm on your house if you let the thief in ?Delete
By the way, for anyone who doesn’t know, in order to “run” something you must go to the start menu and click run. It’s usually at the bottom of the left column next to an icon of a zooming window.Report Abuse
Really ? Run? WOW!!! Just throw your computer off a bridge and do us all a favor .
Yes Really ! I didn’t know where run was . The computer didn’t come with instructions and Walmart didn’t have any spares .
Sharpie Anarchy
Passivly offensive
I like his passively offensive approach to comedy.kick’s you in the nut’s,but yet massages them at the same time ..
The george carlin page
Always do whatever’s next.
George Carlin
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
George Carlin
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
George Carlin
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
George Carlin
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.
George Carlin
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
George Carlin
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
George Carlin
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?
George Carlin
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
George Carlin